Mini Goals for 2017

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So update: Got the the middle (not quite the bottom) of the dead mini syndrome. The car was dead dead dead. Like NOTHING worked when the key was turned. Battery is 622 and is less than 2 months old. Take the battery back to battery cabin. Its flat. Like 3V. They trickle charge it overnight. Test it. Test it. Perfect condition. Pu it back in the ratty... Vroooom. Starts first swing. So its not battery. And its not a loose something-or-another. Likely the alternator not charging. Whats the easiest way to test this?